Really craving a milkshake, and Chick-Fil-A is closed, of course. Steak & Shake?

Woke up this morning feeling like absolute death. Dr says to stay home today & they will fit me in this afternoon. I hope it’s not swine….

This “Fireflies” song makes zero sense, but it sure is a happy little tune.

I don’t know where I stand on the healthcare debate, but I do know that I’ll stand on ur face if u tell me the current system isn’t broken.

Sent in my application to be a Red Cross disaster relief volunteer this morning.

My mom doesn’t know how to use the punctuation marks on her cell phone, so she just uses spaces when sending a text. It’s hysterical.

This afternoon is going to be long and tedious, I can already tell. Super.

Um, couldn’t Mackenzie Phillips’ book editor have said that her “revelation” was best kept a secret? Her “bombshell” = grossest thing ever

Am I the only Gator who finds @LaneKiffinUT ‘s snarky comments amusing? He’d better start backing up those comments w/some wins, though.

http://twitpic.com/iro9s - @mattlogelin My niece comes home from her daycare with pigtails, too! So sweet.