July 2010
1 post
WatchWatch
Does anyone else think that guy Kasey from The Bachelorette (the guard and protect your heart douche) sounds a lot like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Is there anyone else on the planet who has ever watched both of those shows? *crickets* I didn’t think so…
Jul 29th
April 2010
2 posts
1 tag
Apr 28th
one forty plus.: Twitter Isn't "Over", I'm Over... →
Last week in Los Angeles I participated in a live Q&A as part of an ASCAP expo on songwriting. When the topic of Twitter came up, I explained my waning interest in it being part of my daily life. By no means do I think it’s over as a medium altogether, but I do think that the days of “Twitter: The…
Apr 28th
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February 2010
23 posts
Hometown Glory
I’m from a small town in Florida.  Not a couple hundred people small, but still, small.  That tiny, redneck universe is made tinier with the advent of Facebook.  The social media site gives incredible scope into the lives of people who never moved away from their hometown.  I call it a Black Hole, and it will suck you in and keep you there if you don’t have enough imagination (or gas...
Feb 25th
I scored 77/100 on the Pew Research Center How Millennial Are You? Quiz http://pewresearch.org/millennials/quiz. (GenX = 1965-1980? Really?)
Feb 25th
Whoa. Flashbacks to movie “Orca” RT @BreakingNews: Update: Female #Seaworld trainer was killed by whale during public show, witnesses say.
Feb 25th
Spotted: in the fridge at work. I don’t even WANT to know… http://tweetphoto.com/12401715
Feb 25th
Twitter goes apeshit in 3..2..1.. RT @Alyssa_Milano: BREAKING: @ConanObrien is now verified!
Feb 25th
High school classmate has “Assistanct Editor” listed as her occupation on Facebook. FAIL.
Feb 25th
Re: my previous tweet….My sister lives in Tallahassee, FL.
Feb 25th
Leftover casserole for lunch & just scheduled a physical. Next up? Prunes!!!! #31goingon80
Feb 25th
FarmVille is the Beanie Babies of cyberspace. It is also REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
Feb 25th
Me: Temper Trap is playing here Friday 4/9 My sister: Oh yeah? Well Jazz pianist Marcus Roberts is playing here on Sat. So there!
Feb 25th
Going to watch Joannie Rochette skate, and I’m sure I am going to cry. I can’t imagine what she’s feeling tonight.
Feb 25th
Charlie White looks like the dude from “Blue Lagoon.” Yes, I watched ice dancing tonight. No, I don’t have anything to say for myself.
Feb 25th
Yup. Tears.
Feb 25th
Danger!! RT @FakeAPStylebook: Describe a spring shower as “light” or “pleasant.” If you’re in California, use “STORM WATCHAGEDDON 2010.”
Feb 25th
listening to "Erykah Badu: Call Tyrone" →
I forgot one! This might be the most appropriate V-Day song.
Feb 14th
listening to "Björk - All Is Full Of Love" →
All Is Full of Love…
Feb 14th
listening to "The Avett Brothers - I and Love and... →
I had to include The Avett Bros.
Feb 14th
listening to "Ryan Adams - Come Pick Me Up" →
He gets me.
Feb 14th
listening to "Band Of Horses - No One →
It’s true.
Feb 14th
listening to "Joshua Radin And Schuyler Fisk -... →
Probably my favorite love song of last decade.
Feb 14th
listening to "Stars - Elevator Love Letter" →
It’s a love-fest this morning.
Feb 14th
listening to "The XX - Islands" →
The XX is to me now what Hooverphonic was in 1997.
Feb 14th
listening to "Frightened Rabbit - Keep Yourself... →
Keep Yourself Warm today.
Feb 14th
September 2009
21 posts
Really craving a milkshake, and Chick-Fil-A is closed, of course. Steak & Shake?
Sep 28th
Woke up this morning feeling like absolute death. Dr says to stay home today & they will fit me in this afternoon. I hope it’s not swine….
Sep 28th
I don’t know where I stand on the healthcare debate, but I do know that I’ll stand on ur face if u tell me the current system isn’t broken.
Sep 25th
This “Fireflies” song makes zero sense, but it sure is a happy little tune.
Sep 25th
My mom doesn’t know how to use the punctuation marks on her cell phone, so she just uses spaces when sending a text. It’s hysterical.
Sep 25th
Sent in my application to be a Red Cross disaster relief volunteer this morning.
Sep 25th
This afternoon is going to be long and tedious, I can already tell. Super.
Sep 24th
http://twitpic.com/iro9s - @mattlogelin My niece comes home from her daycare with pigtails, too! So sweet.
Sep 23rd
Am I the only Gator who finds @LaneKiffinUT ‘s snarky comments amusing? He’d better start backing up those comments w/some wins, though.
Sep 23rd
Um, couldn’t Mackenzie Phillips’ book editor have said that her “revelation” was best kept a secret? Her “bombshell” = grossest thing ever
Sep 23rd
Two enthusiastic thumbs up for “Archer” on FX.
Sep 19th
Dear Ubertwitter: telling me my version is going to expire, but then not giving me a clickable web address to update is super unhelpful.
Sep 17th
Whoa, a kudos from the bosses? That NEVER happens here. Don’t worry, I won’t let it go to my head. But I might smile the rest of the day. :)
Sep 17th
Tix procured for Saturday’s beatdown of Tennessee. So excited to be in The Swamp again. Lane Kiffin is Gator Bait. GO GATORS!
Sep 17th
Dying, I think. I blame Kanye, natch.
Sep 15th
I’ve never really been much of a fan, but that seals it. Deleting Kanye from iTunes and iPods, and buying Taylor Swift’s album just 2 spite.
Sep 14th
Kanye West is a piece of shit. Period. I hope he gets blackballed from the VMAs.
Sep 14th
My eyes hurt so much from all the cig smoke that I don’t want to wash my face. Zero logic in this, I’m aware. Also: McDonalds is bullshit.
Sep 14th
Lady Gaga wishes she was as talented as #Pink.
Sep 14th
Wow, daddy Spears wouldn’t even let Britney off restriction long enough to attend the #VMAs?
Sep 14th
THOSE are the choices for Best New Artist at the VMAs? MTV is clearly being run by chimpanzees now, yes?
Sep 14th
August 2009
30 posts
listening to "Metric - Help I →
Rocking out to “Help I’m Alive” by Metric
Aug 28th
listening to "The Pharcyde - Runnin →
@macarthur31 I feel your flow. I see your Naughty by Nature and I raise you The Pharcyde
Aug 27th
Can I possibly trade in one (or both) of my uncles, with whom I have zero relationship, for Tim Gunn?
Aug 21st